Monday, April 30, 2007

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# 12 - Tuttalacriticafilmperfilm (2nd issue)

FETAL ATTRACTION


P. Romano is involved in politics. He is a man arrived and quiet. It has a beautiful wife, a beautiful home, two daughters and a dog, but one evening at a conference, meets a stranger named Paola B., spirited woman, aggressive, surrounded by a halo of charm sado-masochistic. The adventure is fraught with consequences, and the weak reluctance of Romano, Paola does not give up: the phone, waiting for him, the ambushes and the threat in the crossfire of snipers on the law 164. There is more to get rid of it.


"Fetal Attraction" is not only, as it seems, the portrait of a theo-dem repressa, ma il dramma della superficialità (del protagonista maschile) contrastata dal bisogno assoluto di una donna che non si accontenta del provvisorio, ma vuole proibire tutto. Il finale è eccessivamente accomodante, ma la condotta del racconto da parte di un abilissimo Ersilio R. è vibrante e l'interpretazione è convinta.


New Fiction TV : LE TEDESCHE , con la sigla di Cristina D'Avena . Preview on tuttifroci


Saturday, April 28, 2007

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# 9b - Manifesto Urban Red Cross (III)

DEFINIZIONI, RELAZIONI, PRATICHE (SEGUE)

j. If it is not yet clear, the nature of pleasure is not exclusively erotic. Quite the contrary. Those who had doubts about it is asked to go and read something of Epicurus. After more than twenty centuries, it seems appropriate to repeat here what has been said so authoritatively and expressed so clearly in his time.

k. The production of reports is aimed at the production of pleasure. Apart from the element of laughter, pleasure is a term that is left blank, undefined, explored and malleable. The reports assist the training and the twist of pleasure.

l. expansion in the pleasure of existence, the joy of living. "Place the pity and hatred" (G. Friedmann, cit. In Hadot, Spiritual Exercises and Ancient Philosophy, p. 29). The hatred will be immediately replaced by iodine, perfect hendiadys of "I" and "god", an expression of the divine nature of the soul of urban nurse, known to very healthy. As for the pity ... it seems that the Buonarroti has exhausted the topic.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

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# 11 - Spermine in Paradise!

Recent and very important news that there is jubilation: limbo has been abolished. What a few weeks ago we gave only very likely became reality on April 20 last year, when the Most Holy Father has approved the text and authorized the publication of 41 pages of International Theological Commission, entitled "The hope of salvation for children who die without being baptized. " The infant and everything that precedes it is promoted by direct route to Paradise.

crowds of children waving the First Heaven in the guise of Beatrice, the cries of a thousand babies echoed through the halls of the Second and on the ears Constance of Hauteville, hunting and the diapers are crammed cubicles Third, not without indignation agiokefaico; aborted fetuses tell their own free soft crawl through the neighborhood, leaving a trail of snails as the shining sword of Gabriel; morula undifferentiated roll for free the Sixth jeopardizing a bowling match between Constantine and William the Good, the Seventh, small embryos sit on the throne in the ass Zaphkiel ( Ez, 1 ) and how many eggs in the eighth lap of the Madonna!

Then, dear, here is the First Mobile ... ... Nono between choirs of Seraphim who sing the separate intelligence and greatness of God, that's bright white swim spermini aureolati. Masturbatevi uomini, masturbatevi e spargete seme! Beati coloro che eiaculano nell’aere perché il loro sperma giungerà a Dio.

Adesso immaginatevi tutte le pratiche erotiche che potete fare con questo fantastico partner sessuale: da una snowball all'eiaculazione facciale non dovrete più temere per i vostri spermini non battezzati!

(e Dio è certamente meglio di una vagina USB , non trovate?)

Monday, April 23, 2007

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#10 - Tuttalacriticafilmperfilm (1st issue)

INCONTRI RAVVICINATI DEL TERZO DITO

Il film ha solo una vaga pretesa fantascientifica e, in un crescendo che può durare several hours - for those who resist the temptation to move on - and the ambition of reaching finally to the point remains unsatisfied and it all comes down to a long wait which is ultimately disappoint even the most modest expectations.

Friday, April 20, 2007

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#9bis - Manifesto della Crocerossina Urbana (II)

DEFINITIONS, REPORTS, AND PRACTICES

g. Pain and pleasure are not mutually exclusive. To clear the field immediately bring anything to the contrary as an example, shearing Obviously, the masochist. By the way, disaccoppiamolo by sadistic and broad face, imagination, autoerotism masochist. The problem is not pain but discomfort, euphemistically known as uncomfortable.

h. When chatting [1] ask (that) looking for "the answer is" I have not lost anything. " This is not because the nurse urban self-sufficient enough in itself, but because it has no object of research. The Red Cross does not have an urban object of desire because it would reduce the status of any object and, even more meaningful, has serious doubts about being itself a person (for this we are in the section on definitions and practical relations-and not the principles). Inevitably, the nurse is urban .

i. The nurse makes urban relations, brings together, (they) relate to, among and with what he finds. In short, the Red Cross is a wise urban social alchemist whose work finds its acme in the production of pleasure.



[1] will be provided in a future study on the anthropology of cyberspace gay. For now, suffice it to say that the protocol provides standards of conduct - with minor variations - the sequence of questioning: 1) Hello, 2) How are you?, 3) From where?, 4) Looking?; 5) aop?; 6) years? ; 7) how are you? 8) Do you have photos? Moreover, whatever its terms, the answer to question 4 always mean "sex", even if someone writes such banalities as "(only) friends," a report. I ask too much? "" Well, get to know someone, "" Just talk "or, at best" a rose-shaped profiteroles velociraptor lame. " Instructions and suggestions of conduct to follow.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

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Massime - fertilità

They told me that in this period are very fertile.
Really? That must be why I have devoted so little of sex lately.
are now in tune with my body. He and I are a perfect team!


Aphorism:
A tennis match between Jeune Fille-tends to be a double. The one and his body, another and another body. In a report of complete estrangement .
Note: The Meditations of
Jeune Fille-pendant can sometimes with meditations and reflections jenesi.

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

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#9 - Manifesto della Crocerossina Urbana (I)

Principles


a. The nurse plays an urban care work at all levels. Industriously bother people, relationships, language, imagery. And if in the rural scenery of the war are cured patients in the scenarios of the urban frantic aspiration is to treat the impatient.


b. In opposition to the medical work that back to normal (and) fine, the nurse brings to an urban medical condition harmful to a pathological condition nice trans / changing. There are no benchmarks ma solo indici di gradimento.


c. La crocerossina urbana è una creatura interamente votata al bene per impossibilità ontologica di optare per un male che non esiste. Ella non adempie ad alcuna missione etica bensì esprime una funzione etica.


d. In barba a qualche secolo di filosofia critica, la crocerossina urbana non svolge alcuna funzione negativa. Della positività del negativo, francamente, ce ne infischiamo. Se qualcosa ha tutta l’aria di essere una corbelleria, la crocerossina urbana non starà lì a criticare e negare, bensì ne anticiperà, immaginandole, le conclusioni portando quel qualcosa alle sue estreme conseguenze contraddittorie e paradossali. Usually, at this point, it is to sbellicarsi laughter. The paradox is fruitful. To say it is always much more fun than the smooth boards cojoni always saying no. Laughter is good (if there is, in some way will have been produced, no?). The adverb of negation "no" is discriminated against in favor of the ironic phrase "Yes, indeed ..." [1] but recovered in the phrase "Yeah."


e. "Prevention is better than cure" is a damn slogan. The cure is a constant and continuous. Nothing comes before the treatment. Pre-come, therefore, not in the same universe of care. The universe of prevention is tinged with paranoia, then bored, bother. The rhymes in-tion, then, are terribly cacophonous and monotonous. Consider instead the possibility of rhyme between the verb "care" and the participle noun "Morituri." Let the fertile contradiction gives rise to something in you. The vegetables mature by the harsh fear the future. Care proxy pure Goduria. And so to the sound of omoteleusi and licenses ... notch cur / anus, we instead highlight the side effect of rhymes in-ur *: by dint of utter There will be delicious lips little heart!


f. Ask and you will be told. The town nurse is completely transparent. There are no hidden truths tucked inside or dark corners. The town nurse is indifferent to light so that we can not shed light on urban nurse.



[1] Note that the spelling checker for MS Word ® will attempt to correct "ironic" with "ionization". The term ionization controversy is in fact the sister of the expression of irony. It strikes me as a powerful beam of radiation that affect the target and disrupt the magnetism. Essential in public debates.

Monday, April 2, 2007

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#8 - Percipi Sum

In the best tradition liberationist, one always tries to deal with the perception that the world has of itself and develop joint actions, strategies and countermeasures to balance all the times that it is biased in its down .
But sometimes it is necessary to recognize, alas, that the world - the social world, the next world, that world of human beings that we create around us and that, somehow, as it reflects our dreams - he knows us better than we ourselves do not suspect, and defines us in terms that we hardly talk to if not through a playful, ironic, though without much conviction.
not cite as an example of my elementary experience, there tedierò giving reason to my classmates who then, with the foreknowledge and malice under 10 Panormita of manly boys called me "buttanella. I will focus instead on recent events, on sentences recent choice of origin and not, as the primary obligation.
In many places, in fact, and for too long, now stands before me, as a shield under a cloud of arrows English, an epithet by the fame ambiguous, good but a bad omen in itself, difficult to manage as a pet black cat about to cross the road trotting tenderly toward the mother milk and honey. Cutting short: you give me the "nurse", a smiling sun that comes loaded with ambition and galenic announces bandages wounds pain. To make matters worse, not appearing that look, I'm not disturbing you see in black stockings in the door seam where the sun does not beat as reflected by a white miniskirt, no! Red Cross are in the spirit, attitude, manners. In short, I touch the charges but do not touch the erogenous zones. I can not escape the comparison, "crocerrossina", is repeated: a long time, too many parts!
Now, if I wanted to justify or explain to argue that you can not cancel or deny the years in which childish, rather than suffer it idly as is usual, I was doing the care work industriously. In short, I would nurse for manners, not by nature or vocation. And with this, as they say, I missed c'avissi reach em'a Square [tr. com. reason and I'd eat it hot ]. The strategy of resistance is therefore docet queer theory, a healthy work of re-signification, a contronarrazione, a myth-graphy. On the other hand we are talking about poems and myths and create heroes and heroin and then here!

Disclaimer: The author disclaims any responsibility to the public, and reminds readers that create it, car_ mi_, you stat_ you. The Red Cross is a figment of your perceptions. Here it is. (Mica not believe you to be more representative of me without me does not reflect a bit 'too!)

coming soon ...

# 9 - Red Cross poster urban