Recent and very important news that there is jubilation: limbo has been abolished. What a few weeks ago we gave only very likely became reality on April 20 last year, when the Most Holy Father has approved the text and authorized the publication of 41 pages of International Theological Commission, entitled "The hope of salvation for children who die without being baptized. " The infant and everything that precedes it is promoted by direct route to Paradise.
crowds of children waving the First Heaven in the guise of Beatrice, the cries of a thousand babies echoed through the halls of the Second and on the ears Constance of Hauteville, hunting and the diapers are crammed cubicles Third, not without indignation agiokefaico; aborted fetuses tell their own free soft crawl through the neighborhood, leaving a trail of snails as the shining sword of Gabriel; morula undifferentiated roll for free the Sixth jeopardizing a bowling match between Constantine and William the Good, the Seventh, small embryos sit on the throne in the ass Zaphkiel ( Ez, 1 ) and how many eggs in the eighth lap of the Madonna!
Then, dear, here is the First Mobile ... ... Nono between choirs of Seraphim who sing the separate intelligence and greatness of God, that's bright white swim spermini aureolati. Masturbatevi uomini, masturbatevi e spargete seme! Beati coloro che eiaculano nell’aere perché il loro sperma giungerà a Dio.
Adesso immaginatevi tutte le pratiche erotiche che potete fare con questo fantastico partner sessuale: da una snowball all'eiaculazione facciale non dovrete più temere per i vostri spermini non battezzati!
(e Dio è certamente meglio di una vagina USB , non trovate?)
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