Section 1 - Weapons of Mass Frocizzazione
1.1 - Explosives
Mod 1 - Glitter Bomb
standard weapon of war, provided to all militants. Dazzle the enemy with a shower of glitter that is dispersed in a radius of about 90 meters. The rain is accompanied by light and sound effects inspired by the video disc 80. May contain traces of wigs.
Mod 2 - living will "Circe"
experimental high potential biological weapon. "Circe" alters the DNA of the enemy turning men into pigs, pigs or filthy in general.
Although preparation time very long and laborious, durability - often permanent - its effects and the excellent chance of success make it a weapon that can not fail in your arsenal!
Mod 3 - Q
Bomba La Bomba Q is the final prototype of the weapon. It suggests the use only in desperate cases, and only if you are sure not to trigger riots hetero-patriarchal (see below). A Q Bomb transforms the landscape for miles covering it with daisies, jasmine and primrose and generates a cloud of gas (usually Chanel No. 5) that propagates in the direction of the wind effects. At the time of the explosion, a lovely purple mushroom - in fact more like a giant clitoris swinging - appears in the sky and scatters dust frocizzanti for hundreds of kilometers (frociout straight-on). The effects have not yet explained and to go from prototype to study the weapon itself, there is in particular the baby boomer population of ostriches in the area. These ostriches are uncertain sexual characteristics and multi-colored plumage.
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