Sunday, September 30, 2007

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# 23 - # 22 Legacy

Carissim_, announced as the time has come to abandon this nest and think another. But we can not leave it without saying anything, without a word, an epigraph, moral heritage.
Well here it is, here is a worthy end of this blog, here it is at its zero degree.

We'll see, if you feel like it, on October 14 http://si-culo.blogspot.com

The Dildo Song


What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs

And Makes a buzz-ity sound?
It’s long - a schlong -
A marvellous dong
Everyone knows it’s dildo!

What fits in a sock
Feels better than cock
And, unlike a man, it’s slow?
It vibrates a bit
Fells great on your clit
Everyone knows it’s dildo!

It’s dildo! It’s dildo
It’s big it’s fleshy it’s ribbed
It’s dildo! It’s dildo
Yes, that’s right, it’s ribbed!

What fits in your crack
Some even have sacks
The penis you don’t have to blow?
They’re not just for gays
They use double AA’s
Everyone knows it’s dildo!

A dildo-dog
A dildo-plane
Many more vibrating toys
You turn the knob
They buzz and throb
Feels great in girls and boys

Yes, that’s right boy. Dilldoe Brand dildoes aren’t just for women anymore. We also make a long line of butt-plugs!

What makes you cum
And fits in you bum?
Some of them even can glow!
A dink A dink
In marvellous pink
Everyone knows it’s dildo!

A long fleshy tube
Use an oil-based lube
Not just for the neighbourhood ho’s [whores]
For a girl on the go
With no time for a beau [boyfriend]
It makes for a perfect fellow

They’re dildoes! They’re dildoes!
The sex toy that everyone likes
They’re dildoes! They’re dildoes!
For gay men and even for dykes!

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Thursday, September 20, 2007

Victoria Paris Y Tracey Adams

- Tuttalacriticafilmperfilm (4th issue)

THE TOUR OF DESTINY

Roberto Verona is a wealthy middle-aged who are a bit boring '. Umberto, Mario, Flavio and Sergio are his old friends. Are the group of high school, the neighborhood group, the group of poker on Friday night. But I am also disheartened moralists five, fifty to prese con il nuovo che avanza e di cui sanno solo che non lo vogliono. Fino a quando, durante una delle solite battute di caccia che culminano in grandi arrosti di suino e pic-nic sull'Asiago, Roberto propone loro la svolta della vita: le ronde. Cos'è la ronda? Strategia, pianificazione, colpo sicuro e velocità d'esecuzione.

Tanto ingegnosa quanto poco convincente rivisitazione conservatrice della nota pellicola di Monicelli, Le ronde del destino offre allo spettatore una squallida fiction sulle sponde del Po. La regia è incerta, a tratti confusa, né di scuola né sperimentale sembra piuttosto impacciata. La sceneggiatura offre gag truci - come il maiale per disinfettare il train - which fragment the narrative without any sense, and the ending, which would climax in a climax that never took off, unfolds in the sad, long and potentially chilling beating of a North African with a wall of gray concrete, trivialized by a photograph inept that it makes, rather than daily, stale.

Sunday, September 9, 2007

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# 21 - # 20

"Recently I read a book by a professor of Vienna which explains everything about the psyche, and I confess that I am very, very worried ... the Good Lord for His ability to surround himself with sycophants is not healthy reveals a fund Narcissistic does not admit neither equal nor co-workers. The only one who had made a place beside him, Lucifer, has thrown out badly and still makes him a ruthless war, then stand the comparison!
And that conceit, always wants to blow! One example: the universe. This has created a tour de force of seven days when he was around the time he wanted: he has invented the time, of course! He wants to prove himself and to others that is worth something. He needs reassurance. That is a weak
plain to see, let's go. Just think of all the fuss that was made when the poor devil of Adam blew an apple: the children of children of children of children are still paying it, if this is not overreaction. It is very childish, eh? Ama
for identification. It is written in black and white in the Bible: "He created man in His image and likeness." And then
geloooso: Thou shalt have no other god but me. And down commandments! It leaves no autonomy to the partner, ergo is frighteningly insecure. Maybe this neurosis is derived from real frustration: people searching for him when he needs him in the face of endless compliments fan but in practice is better with its rival the Devil ... but the notes jump paranoid eye: continuous terror of being betrayed, the mania of trying sins everywhere, and the physical symptom: never sleeps!
Ah, I'm afraid that there is a serious disturbance at the level of deep self ... his son, ah! That guy had an unresolved Oedipus: it is detached dal padre ha condotto una vita da ribelle è andato a cercarsi la brutta fine che tutti sappiamo chiaro, voleva castrare simbolicamente l’immagine paterna!
Per non parlare poi del suo estremo voyeurismo: si è definito da sé l’onniveggente. E, ammessa la sua onniscienza, ha delle note masochistiche: perché è andato a creare l’uomo, sapendo già da prima tutti i guai che gli avrebbe combinato? Nooo Signora, non è stata sfortuna. Nessuno dei nostri atti è casuale, lo ha fatto perché gli piaceva soffrire!
Oh, con un quadro del genere c’è un’unica diagnosi possibile… Dio soffre di un grave complesso d’inferiorità.
Ma forse c’è still a hope and a good analysis, as the Professor Freud, he is no longer a poor unhappy neurotic. Become a poor unhappy normal. "

from" Mystic "by Paolo Poli