Well here it is, here is a worthy end of this blog, here it is at its zero degree.
We'll see, if you feel like it, on October 14 http://si-culo.blogspot.com
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And Makes a buzz-ity sound?
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It vibrates a bit
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Some even have sacks
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They use double AA’s
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A dildo-dog
A dildo-plane
Many more vibrating toys
You turn the knob
They buzz and throb
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What makes you cum
And fits in you bum?
Some of them even can glow!
A dink A dink
In marvellous pink
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Use an oil-based lube
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Disclaimer:
Some dildoes not exactly as shown. Batteries not included. Not to be used as a flotation device. Some animal testing has occurred. Please use a lubricant. Insert rounded end first. Not for use in the shower. May cause choking if used improperly. Vaginal flatulence may ensue. If swallowed, do not induce vomiting. Discontinue use if irritation or abnormal swelling occur. May induce labour in pregnant women. Dilldoe Brand Dildoes have caused cancer in some laboratory animals. Do not use excessive force while inserting dildo. May explode if Placed in fire. Brand Dilldoe dildoes are not Intended to replace the wrong sexual organ - only as a temporary substitute When a penis is not readily available ...
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