Sunday, September 30, 2007

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# 23 - # 22 Legacy

Carissim_, announced as the time has come to abandon this nest and think another. But we can not leave it without saying anything, without a word, an epigraph, moral heritage.
Well here it is, here is a worthy end of this blog, here it is at its zero degree.

We'll see, if you feel like it, on October 14 http://si-culo.blogspot.com

The Dildo Song


What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs

And Makes a buzz-ity sound?
It’s long - a schlong -
A marvellous dong
Everyone knows it’s dildo!

What fits in a sock
Feels better than cock
And, unlike a man, it’s slow?
It vibrates a bit
Fells great on your clit
Everyone knows it’s dildo!

It’s dildo! It’s dildo
It’s big it’s fleshy it’s ribbed
It’s dildo! It’s dildo
Yes, that’s right, it’s ribbed!

What fits in your crack
Some even have sacks
The penis you don’t have to blow?
They’re not just for gays
They use double AA’s
Everyone knows it’s dildo!

A dildo-dog
A dildo-plane
Many more vibrating toys
You turn the knob
They buzz and throb
Feels great in girls and boys

Yes, that’s right boy. Dilldoe Brand dildoes aren’t just for women anymore. We also make a long line of butt-plugs!

What makes you cum
And fits in you bum?
Some of them even can glow!
A dink A dink
In marvellous pink
Everyone knows it’s dildo!

A long fleshy tube
Use an oil-based lube
Not just for the neighbourhood ho’s [whores]
For a girl on the go
With no time for a beau [boyfriend]
It makes for a perfect fellow

They’re dildoes! They’re dildoes!
The sex toy that everyone likes
They’re dildoes! They’re dildoes!
For gay men and even for dykes!

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Thursday, September 20, 2007

Victoria Paris Y Tracey Adams

- Tuttalacriticafilmperfilm (4th issue)

THE TOUR OF DESTINY

Roberto Verona is a wealthy middle-aged who are a bit boring '. Umberto, Mario, Flavio and Sergio are his old friends. Are the group of high school, the neighborhood group, the group of poker on Friday night. But I am also disheartened moralists five, fifty to prese con il nuovo che avanza e di cui sanno solo che non lo vogliono. Fino a quando, durante una delle solite battute di caccia che culminano in grandi arrosti di suino e pic-nic sull'Asiago, Roberto propone loro la svolta della vita: le ronde. Cos'è la ronda? Strategia, pianificazione, colpo sicuro e velocità d'esecuzione.

Tanto ingegnosa quanto poco convincente rivisitazione conservatrice della nota pellicola di Monicelli, Le ronde del destino offre allo spettatore una squallida fiction sulle sponde del Po. La regia è incerta, a tratti confusa, né di scuola né sperimentale sembra piuttosto impacciata. La sceneggiatura offre gag truci - come il maiale per disinfettare il train - which fragment the narrative without any sense, and the ending, which would climax in a climax that never took off, unfolds in the sad, long and potentially chilling beating of a North African with a wall of gray concrete, trivialized by a photograph inept that it makes, rather than daily, stale.

Sunday, September 9, 2007

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# 21 - # 20

"Recently I read a book by a professor of Vienna which explains everything about the psyche, and I confess that I am very, very worried ... the Good Lord for His ability to surround himself with sycophants is not healthy reveals a fund Narcissistic does not admit neither equal nor co-workers. The only one who had made a place beside him, Lucifer, has thrown out badly and still makes him a ruthless war, then stand the comparison!
And that conceit, always wants to blow! One example: the universe. This has created a tour de force of seven days when he was around the time he wanted: he has invented the time, of course! He wants to prove himself and to others that is worth something. He needs reassurance. That is a weak
plain to see, let's go. Just think of all the fuss that was made when the poor devil of Adam blew an apple: the children of children of children of children are still paying it, if this is not overreaction. It is very childish, eh? Ama
for identification. It is written in black and white in the Bible: "He created man in His image and likeness." And then
geloooso: Thou shalt have no other god but me. And down commandments! It leaves no autonomy to the partner, ergo is frighteningly insecure. Maybe this neurosis is derived from real frustration: people searching for him when he needs him in the face of endless compliments fan but in practice is better with its rival the Devil ... but the notes jump paranoid eye: continuous terror of being betrayed, the mania of trying sins everywhere, and the physical symptom: never sleeps!
Ah, I'm afraid that there is a serious disturbance at the level of deep self ... his son, ah! That guy had an unresolved Oedipus: it is detached dal padre ha condotto una vita da ribelle è andato a cercarsi la brutta fine che tutti sappiamo chiaro, voleva castrare simbolicamente l’immagine paterna!
Per non parlare poi del suo estremo voyeurismo: si è definito da sé l’onniveggente. E, ammessa la sua onniscienza, ha delle note masochistiche: perché è andato a creare l’uomo, sapendo già da prima tutti i guai che gli avrebbe combinato? Nooo Signora, non è stata sfortuna. Nessuno dei nostri atti è casuale, lo ha fatto perché gli piaceva soffrire!
Oh, con un quadro del genere c’è un’unica diagnosi possibile… Dio soffre di un grave complesso d’inferiorità.
Ma forse c’è still a hope and a good analysis, as the Professor Freud, he is no longer a poor unhappy neurotic. Become a poor unhappy normal. "

from" Mystic "by Paolo Poli

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

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Psychoanalysis of God - Strategies

" I used the words running every day that kids use to make myself understood by young people " said Silviodoro justifying the use of "bullshit" in reference to what is said Prodi.

From this we can draw at least two conclusions.
The first is that "idiocy", "stupid", "insane" "nonsense" and "stupid" are obsolete words, too courtly, almost abstruse and difficult, have been supplanted by the less elevated "shit", "bullshit", "whore", "Mincho" and "crap". In a late development of language rapper lying in wait "queer." The second is that the
Copronimo is an excellent communication strategy, with this semantic shift we are left without words to describe what he says.

Come on, that the proposed move ahead!

PS: Some might consider it appropriate to derive a third conclusion on young people, or what he thinks of his young Broadcasting: the type that are bucks as its networks have made them. Objective that would be stupid - Sorry, it would be good to take a sociology assholes à la Mediaset , and on the other hand raise your hand if he escaped Bim Bum Bam , Striscia la Notizia, Fame or TG5 (for hard-witted, you are using here a rhetorical climax that )

Monday, July 2, 2007

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# 19 - Veronica has lost faith

The appointment was at seven and a half, but contrary to the best traditions of Italy, all have almost an hour in advance. Take the anxiety group, it summarizes the plan: water, bread and wine are to be constantly monitored from each according to his rank, the rest is all all'impiattata starting vigilant and follow the honor, but the sea warm and the feathers that are the French, then follow the ranks here too. This
around 19h00, before Veronica lost faith.
By then they had been mounted 20 tables and 20 table cloths explained with as many covers, 210 napkins, forks 420 and 210 made mise en place, that is, 210 whiskey tumbler for water, 210 flutes for sparkling wine, the chalice from the great red and white cup from as high as a flute and the glass sherbet, for a total of 1050 to add between crystal and glass cups for drinks from champagne in equal or greater extent.
For my baptism of fire I was assigned to the table of honor with three other neighbors, for a total of 38 seats. Eloquent bleaching, sudden change. Especially as the father of the bride seemed enormous taken from the final de The meaning of life and the grandmother of the groom was, judging by the condition, also 's grandmother Lucy .
As a forced march, the 6 hours of wedding dinner are running smoothly. This, at least, if the definition of "snag" is not caught by the animator, creature chryselephantine (respectively in the decorations and tonnage) of species uncertain cat in heat with hoarseness to the test of the song ("Glory" and "theorem" in the footage) and Raffaella Carra fat in the test held by hockey entertainment. Laudable attempt to imitate Bonolis when, after selecting two pairs-symbol, made to imitate their fathers (Luke and Luke, both of Lucca ...) the crying of their babies. At the expense of so much good intentions and implementation, was outclassed by deejaystico-singing duo that efforts in Tuscany auspicious wedding songs, peaked while we serve with croutons & cream taste fine, with lines like "'A lacks nothing, but something which has the most" - taken from a composition on this Brazilian Migliarino that winked at Smith and De Andre'. In the chaos, six hundred prawns are served in a crop of wedding favors and confetti in impossible oval dishes. About a third of these will then the black depths of a sack of garbage.
If there is a moment to lose faith in life is this: surrounded by opulence and waste to no end, reached by crepes shrimp meat obtained from the fruit reached on penne, prawns, warm sea and melons; stunned by the flash of many digital numb from animation, Mature is an illness that can happen to the world of losing the faith and is acceptable for consumption as a result of this is a public drama, shaken by the disappearance of gold certainties.
Yes, Veronica, is not elegant that you lose faith in your marriage. To be good we will say that is a symbolic gesture of pauperism. Pretend, this time, does not believe that is a sin to think the worst but there s'azzecca.


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High - Because I'm worth

If a shop assistant earns € 5.40 net per hour, well we do that I would go to 6.50 with the experience I have, multiplied by a working life of 35 years to 40 hours a week ago ... € 455,000, plus o meno. E qualche decina di migliaia di euro in contributi previdenziali.

Quindi posso vendere la mia verginità per mezzo milione di euro esentasse.


Thursday, June 28, 2007

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In un labirinto di logica e corridoi neoclassici, tra seminterrati proibiti e micidiali schedari, gli utenti sono alla ricerca dell’Opera, da agguantare prima degli altri in un’affannosa corsa contro il tempo, dove tutti giocano contro tutti. Orari impossibili e uffici folli, sotto la cappa soffocante di un’inflessibile burocrazia stalinista. Pazienza, tenacia, aggressività, brutale violenza, menomazioni gratuite, handicap fisici, insensatezza, follia mentale e morti misteriose si celano dietro


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Friday, June 22, 2007

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Coming soon # 18 - Then they say that Italy in the theater is dead ...

I TESORETTI

-tragicommedia post-neorealista all'italiana-


Stefano Ricucci cerca di riconquistare Anna con un annuncio a Matrix (ma sul divano di Stranamore) dopo avere svelato i retroscena dell' affaire Corsera. Silviodoro I, chiamato in causa in 'affaire , para, deviates and sinking up to hit Romano Veltroni. The latter defends criticism from trade unions, under attack by Montezemolo, in turn attack Padoa Schioppa, who is engaged in single combat with merchants instigated by Copronimo above. Montezemolo meanwhile correction and stitches, including a chorus of conflicting opinions and agree at the same time. Vespa shows all in a plastic 3-D illustrated by some experts including General Arpino, Professor Crepet, the unknown heir apparent of Machiavelli, Cristiano Malgioglio in an unusual color tuft Paul Lara Limits and Saint-Paul, who perform in a duet vintage on a musical and step aerobics. The words of the text, which are broadcast accidentally down, reveal the true background of the 'affaire Corsera Ricucci proven wrong, so that Anna does not recapture that ends up making a living by selling matches on street corners. Touching the final complaint with the rawness of violence against women.

Directed by: Giulio Andreotti
Subject: Licio Gelli and Maria de Filippi
Dialogues: Police in Rome with UHF Receiver Transmitters for Environmental Audio, and dual-channel Telephone PLM-EPR2
Scene : Bernini, Borromini, Bramante, Buonarroti, Caravaggio, dalla Porta, Maderno, Reni, Valadier e altri
Costumi: facili
Musiche: Mozart (Requiem) e Walt Disney (da Bambi e Cenerentola)
Luci: scarse, prevalgono le ombre
Audio: spesso disturbato, sono fornite trascrizioni di ampi brani


Tuesday, June 19, 2007

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# 17 - Cocktail party

Cocktail , s.m. inv., bevanda alcolica preparata mescolando liquori, vini, spremute, sciroppi e sim. , servita spec. come aperitivo
fig ., miscuglio di elementi eterogenei
EXTENSION ., cocktail party, after the ceremony is expected to c., give a Offir c.
es.


Pollastrini : "I am here because there a policy that wants to listen and understand . The Minister for Equal Opportunities explains his presence at the Gay Pride in Rome.

Binetti-Bobba- Baio: "We ask the Presidency of the Council, the Mayor of Rome and the Lazio Region Presidency an immediate rethink about the decision to grant legal aid to the Gay Pride. His political platform issues to show is impossible recognize legitimacy. "

Tues you ni , sminv., cocktail of gin and dry white vermouth
es.
Martini :
" Bisgona do everything to fight AIDS. In the case of couples the partner must be able to protect not sick. Certainly the use of condoms can constitute in certain situations a lesser evil. "


NO MARTINI. NO PARTY.


Tuesday, May 29, 2007

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# 16 - Tuttalacriticafilmperfilm (3rd issue)

TAP THE USUAL

Oltrepò Pavese gray autumn mist, the beautiful Margaret promptly fulfill its duties as a homemaker and wife. Silvio, small business work, do late every night. Every night for twenty-seven nights per month, Silvio fulfills its obligations on time of her husband. Margaret is an unprecedented
Veronica Pivetti, skilled here than ever in not betraying any emotion other than boredom. His face on the pillow bored, shocked by the usual passive taps, the figure rises to aesthetics of the whole movie.

The screenplay for "The Usual taps" is based exclusively the silences. The action is virtually non-existent and the idea of \u200b\u200btelling the story as well as evoke the quiet of the home of Voghera means that the pace appears slow. But thanks to this choice, the film is hypnotic and captures the audience wanted to tighten more and more into the atmosphere when the routine becomes frustrating mise en abyme no escape.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

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# 15 - monstrously normal

Rosamar Bind-Laden

organized the first

national conference on family
which refers directly to the family day proposing the family way ...

(here's the manifesto)
manifestofamigliadef

(meanwhile, Remedial )



Monday, May 14, 2007

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We won!



With 64.83% of the votes (50 out of 71 sections counted) Gela confirmation Crocetta .


Wednesday, May 9, 2007

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# 14 - Traggedia (an open letter)

Dear Rosy,

I would to give you of you because I know I let you use a conversational tone, even family.
Dear Rosy, an accident happened to me, a traggedia those that only you, to hand the reins of the family, you can fix. Rosy, Rosy oh, ah Rosy or you knew! I knew that there! I know that there is' fag. Nun we can do 'noffink, m'è to arrive this way, between the head and neck, rather a bit' low più'n nun vore but they scurile co 'you, who are both bona Rosy and so elegant and well-behaved. Rosy Inzomma I realized this fact and there and then someone says boh, and that there potemo ago '? Noffink. If so tenemo. One is that it takes a fag and fag.
except that I wanted to marry '. But not for love! Oh no my dear, that to love 'sti men have to be a holy and vo ce' well n'aureola de Creative Commons. No, not at all, but as love. I wanted to marry me 'pe' Directions' at the end of the month, of course. And also because the mother wants her grandson.
brackets: I'm not as vell'artri not say anything. Oh no. I tried to explain it to my mom ec'ho how things are but that she 'got a point which has the. It is there that remains of 'the children that I can make them' less is enough '' na woman. He says, "you'll see if you can not do the children in cooperation with a lesbo! A 'time so my co-operatives and funzionavan. We gave 'na one hand Artra. Or tell me that is no longer so? When we had the opposition tell us' a mica was allowed to do '' sti jokes. If there was ancora ir tu’ nonno s’andava ar Partito e gliene dicevate vattro!”. Ora, già la mi’ mamma risponde male ar centralino automatico della telecom, seondo te potevo anche dille com’è che funziona la Legge 40 che poco ci manca e ‘un l’ho capita nemmen io?
Vabbe’, però questa cosa del matrimonio lei l’ha presa bene. Se n’annamo all’ufficio der comune, io e l’amico mio, e se segnamo pe’ facce sposa’. Famo pe’ firma’ le carte e l’impiegato subbito “No. E che, ve volete sposa’ du’ omini? Ci vuole marito e moglie. La moglie chi è? A ‘ndo sta?”
“Come – je I do - a c'a the bad luck of them was a woman and if some 'bride', and two that have both the misfortune that they du 'nun may fags? "
" But have you ever heard, I know Gino and Michele married? "
" What, je seem strange to you? "
" But no - is my friend - if not blood volume Bride 'pe' davero. You say ... an association of mutual aid. Indeed, it is an association of mutual aid ar. He makes us a bit 'delo his salary and I a bit' of that my nun and you pay more rent and we live on in a house, which is wholly de nioartri two. So s'ariva at the end of the month and maybe there ar also runs the pizza 'nzieme! And there is also my sister who is unmarried and there is to do a little thought. But avecci blood volume maps. Put one day we fight? Put it to me one day this world mannan arthritis? Put 'na ... any misfortune that knock my house as well as holes de je seems to them? De de traggedie and misfortunes if n'hanno had too many already, now maybe the charity of face 'is'' st'associazione ... "
Noffink, Rosy nun believe me there to change the de fault 'idea to' st'impiegati here.
rivorgiamo if you and Quinn, co we hope that you can help him '. But not pe ' case. I conzurtato Aunt Concetta, who ar second marriage and co '' na fija born that she was a young lady, and even then co '' nzacco grandparents sur de rump is practically n'avvocato divorce, say a theoretical right to put into practice Famija .
We do this call:
"Hello? Hello aunt, Gino are! How are you? "
" Gino, blood miu!, Quant'ha we hear? Nothing, nothing came about Quaker cingue days! How are you? But it's cold there? Ah, look, we have to tell your friend Michael took me to the salami season for him and when it happens here is that if you can pick. Or would you prefer that I send it to you? But I will ScanTo about the arrubbano "
" Zia but you know that Michael is a vegetarian ... but I just wanted to talk to him "
" And it's sausage, not that it is neutered! Manco think that is flesh. Anyways', who we understand is good. However, if you want it here and would not let anyone touch. I had to say? Quaker problem which has the case for his mother? "
" No aunt, her mother is well and greets. No, no, that is inzomma, Michele and I wanted to live 'nzemmula. You know 'these things of the mortgage, pay all your rent, a lot of fees that will not tell you ... we wanted to get married but says he does not like you can do. But you think that? Things, but things, but things you would not believe! And the clerk's office do not know how we Thallium, made me feel about a stranger, a little alien! "
" cuoremio Ah, now after two marriages and a divorce I think of everything. However, it is true that you people can not marry. For now. He says he is trying to make Rrosy modules also changed for two men or two Fimmina, but 'u tiriscu' a bolus "
" Ah, but you know it 'is Rrosy? Maybe it makes us a favor, many times ... "
" Yes, I see a lot of times. 'A viu' nni Bruno Syrians and virtually all at now is such that we know. I know everything. Then you know I Famija for these things I'm too careful. The other day I was also common at the office that was explaining things to the deduction of the check of your uncle the other. However, the fact that this is the thing we need to ask you that the succession, inheritance, 'a pinziuni, if unfortunately you left and all the rest still do not understand anything at all, nothing really. And then there's 'u tiriscu c'un boli "
" but who is Aunt' study German? "
" Amun, her name ... what is dressed entirely clear, with his hat all the fashion and Scarpuzza prada ... come on, you've got this for sure, that 'I can not study minutes what it's called. It is always tivvù. "
" Aunt but I think you're talking about a tronista De Filippi, who is not you confused? "
" seee! A tronista, but it can never be? No, no, he is older. Amun Gino is also in Rome 'nni disease, if not m'ajuti "
" Anyways' aunt, forget it. I 'unnu canusciu. Then you know that certain circles here in Rome do not visit them. "
" But what environments and environments! You say it's a well-known. German. Anyways, 'inzomma to see this thing that you write to us Rrosy ca' idda t'arrispunni. Sure, it's too nice. Right there you see him in the face that is a good woman. Send us a letter to the ministry there and see what you can do "
" Ah, but works in a ministry? And you could tell beam. But how did you know her? "
" I'll fight that is for sale nni 'na Sira and the author Puru "
" Zia but what do you mean? But you're talking about Bindi? It seems that it is 'to a' hairdresser to communicate nni Parri! Thank you, that I could write to the Minister c'avevo I thought well, but so, symbolically, pi 'lamintarisi! But no more 'daveru ... "
" Gino, if I tell you now that you know a guy who means che è a tipo che la conosco. Se tu ci scrivi quella risponde. Tipo quelli della parrocchia ci hanno scritto una cosa sulle famiglie unni sunnu assaj, e idda ci fici ‘u congresso a Firenze. Che ci devo venire pure io mi sa, picchì devo capire tua cuggina Marisa dove me la mettono co’ ‘sta cosa ca’ patri ‘un cinn’avi. Ci racconti tutto, ci dici questa cosa di Michele e pure di come ti hanno trattato all’ufficio – ca idda è sensibbile per queste cose – e vedi tu. Voglio dire: il caso mi pare chiaro, giusto? Picciuli ‘un cinn’è, affitto non se ne può pagare, bollette non ne parliamo. E se facendo corna oggi domani finisci ‘u spitali, chi ci viene subbito a Rome did not find that thou hast none? But then you also want to know that you know that the university cu 'Michael, it seems to me that even loggico then type two want to marry. C'avete for me all right, you're beautiful together about a quannu Talia s'arricria you all. Nothing nothing then my sister goes there and I become her nephew aunt again. "Rosy
that's all. My aunt has been clear and I have nothing to add. It happens to someone, for them a fag. But life is already difficult case. What, you'll make 'is grace?

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

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# 9c - Manifesto of the Red Cross Urbana (IV)

DEFINITIONS, REPORTS, AND PRACTICES (CONTINUED)

m. The fundamental metaphor and mythological narratives of the primordial city nurse is the gift. The gift is subtracted monetary economics and is devoid of a universal equivalent material. To expect that anyone who is willing at any time to accept the gift with a smile on your face is perfect idiots. To expect that all accept as a gift then do not talk about ourselves! One of the fundamental problems of the contemporary world is that tutt_ suspect that anyone who makes a gift in return I want one (damn consumerism!). From this monstrosity and apparent inadmissibility of the proposal for an urban nurse offering a gift nientepopòdimenocché all of herself: the difficulty is to understand that is not asked in return that the altr_ give himself entirely to itself. And this opens a semiotics of the gift that is one of the most fertile areas of research and hard in the existence of an urban nurse.

No Consent is a crucial practical nurse in the actions of city (see the above principles, d). Masterly example of this agreement are the Movement for the closure of the fallopian tubes and Movement Collective Vasectomy. This implies that the nurse does exactly all that is asked, within the limits of its capabilities and its versatility. This makes it an unassailable figure of subversion: it is known that the lamp since the formulation of desires is the most dangerous to himself a human being can find to do. Ultimately, the nurse acts as a machine of urban refinement of desire. In a world that is full of corpses of desires that you do not know what to do, the nurse plays an essential urban social care work.

o. In any case, if the problem is unsolvable or unfulfilled desires, it means that there is a error of interpretation . If the problem is difficult to solve, it means that there is an interpretation that makes it easier. The regeneration of the language involved with elementary semantic twists that reveal the mystery.


See previous sections:

percipi sum

MCU I - Principles (f)

MCU II - definitions, relationships and practices (gi)

MCU III - definitions, relationships and practices (jl)


Thursday, May 3, 2007

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# 13 - Love your enemy (in the biblical sense obsequiously)

European campaign conversion to civilian use of weapons of mass destruction weapons frocizzazione

Section 1 - Weapons of Mass Frocizzazione

1.1 - Explosives

Mod 1 - Glitter Bomb

standard weapon of war, provided to all militants. Dazzle the enemy with a shower of glitter that is dispersed in a radius of about 90 meters. The rain is accompanied by light and sound effects inspired by the video disc 80. May contain traces of wigs.

Mod 2 - living will "Circe"

experimental high potential biological weapon. "Circe" alters the DNA of the enemy turning men into pigs, pigs or filthy in general.

Although preparation time very long and laborious, durability - often permanent - its effects and the excellent chance of success make it a weapon that can not fail in your arsenal!

Mod 3 - Q

Bomba La Bomba

Q is the final prototype of the weapon. It suggests the use only in desperate cases, and only if you are sure not to trigger riots hetero-patriarchal (see below). A Q Bomb transforms the landscape for miles covering it with daisies, jasmine and primrose and generates a cloud of gas (usually Chanel No. 5) that propagates in the direction of the wind effects. At the time of the explosion, a lovely purple mushroom - in fact more like a giant clitoris swinging - appears in the sky and scatters dust frocizzanti for hundreds of kilometers (frociout straight-on). The effects have not yet explained and to go from prototype to study the weapon itself, there is in particular the baby boomer population of ostriches in the area. These ostriches are uncertain sexual characteristics and multi-colored plumage.

Monday, April 30, 2007

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# 12 - Tuttalacriticafilmperfilm (2nd issue)

FETAL ATTRACTION


P. Romano is involved in politics. He is a man arrived and quiet. It has a beautiful wife, a beautiful home, two daughters and a dog, but one evening at a conference, meets a stranger named Paola B., spirited woman, aggressive, surrounded by a halo of charm sado-masochistic. The adventure is fraught with consequences, and the weak reluctance of Romano, Paola does not give up: the phone, waiting for him, the ambushes and the threat in the crossfire of snipers on the law 164. There is more to get rid of it.


"Fetal Attraction" is not only, as it seems, the portrait of a theo-dem repressa, ma il dramma della superficialità (del protagonista maschile) contrastata dal bisogno assoluto di una donna che non si accontenta del provvisorio, ma vuole proibire tutto. Il finale è eccessivamente accomodante, ma la condotta del racconto da parte di un abilissimo Ersilio R. è vibrante e l'interpretazione è convinta.


New Fiction TV : LE TEDESCHE , con la sigla di Cristina D'Avena . Preview on tuttifroci


Saturday, April 28, 2007

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# 9b - Manifesto Urban Red Cross (III)

DEFINIZIONI, RELAZIONI, PRATICHE (SEGUE)

j. If it is not yet clear, the nature of pleasure is not exclusively erotic. Quite the contrary. Those who had doubts about it is asked to go and read something of Epicurus. After more than twenty centuries, it seems appropriate to repeat here what has been said so authoritatively and expressed so clearly in his time.

k. The production of reports is aimed at the production of pleasure. Apart from the element of laughter, pleasure is a term that is left blank, undefined, explored and malleable. The reports assist the training and the twist of pleasure.

l. expansion in the pleasure of existence, the joy of living. "Place the pity and hatred" (G. Friedmann, cit. In Hadot, Spiritual Exercises and Ancient Philosophy, p. 29). The hatred will be immediately replaced by iodine, perfect hendiadys of "I" and "god", an expression of the divine nature of the soul of urban nurse, known to very healthy. As for the pity ... it seems that the Buonarroti has exhausted the topic.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

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# 11 - Spermine in Paradise!

Recent and very important news that there is jubilation: limbo has been abolished. What a few weeks ago we gave only very likely became reality on April 20 last year, when the Most Holy Father has approved the text and authorized the publication of 41 pages of International Theological Commission, entitled "The hope of salvation for children who die without being baptized. " The infant and everything that precedes it is promoted by direct route to Paradise.

crowds of children waving the First Heaven in the guise of Beatrice, the cries of a thousand babies echoed through the halls of the Second and on the ears Constance of Hauteville, hunting and the diapers are crammed cubicles Third, not without indignation agiokefaico; aborted fetuses tell their own free soft crawl through the neighborhood, leaving a trail of snails as the shining sword of Gabriel; morula undifferentiated roll for free the Sixth jeopardizing a bowling match between Constantine and William the Good, the Seventh, small embryos sit on the throne in the ass Zaphkiel ( Ez, 1 ) and how many eggs in the eighth lap of the Madonna!

Then, dear, here is the First Mobile ... ... Nono between choirs of Seraphim who sing the separate intelligence and greatness of God, that's bright white swim spermini aureolati. Masturbatevi uomini, masturbatevi e spargete seme! Beati coloro che eiaculano nell’aere perché il loro sperma giungerà a Dio.

Adesso immaginatevi tutte le pratiche erotiche che potete fare con questo fantastico partner sessuale: da una snowball all'eiaculazione facciale non dovrete più temere per i vostri spermini non battezzati!

(e Dio è certamente meglio di una vagina USB , non trovate?)

Monday, April 23, 2007

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#10 - Tuttalacriticafilmperfilm (1st issue)

INCONTRI RAVVICINATI DEL TERZO DITO

Il film ha solo una vaga pretesa fantascientifica e, in un crescendo che può durare several hours - for those who resist the temptation to move on - and the ambition of reaching finally to the point remains unsatisfied and it all comes down to a long wait which is ultimately disappoint even the most modest expectations.

Friday, April 20, 2007

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#9bis - Manifesto della Crocerossina Urbana (II)

DEFINITIONS, REPORTS, AND PRACTICES

g. Pain and pleasure are not mutually exclusive. To clear the field immediately bring anything to the contrary as an example, shearing Obviously, the masochist. By the way, disaccoppiamolo by sadistic and broad face, imagination, autoerotism masochist. The problem is not pain but discomfort, euphemistically known as uncomfortable.

h. When chatting [1] ask (that) looking for "the answer is" I have not lost anything. " This is not because the nurse urban self-sufficient enough in itself, but because it has no object of research. The Red Cross does not have an urban object of desire because it would reduce the status of any object and, even more meaningful, has serious doubts about being itself a person (for this we are in the section on definitions and practical relations-and not the principles). Inevitably, the nurse is urban .

i. The nurse makes urban relations, brings together, (they) relate to, among and with what he finds. In short, the Red Cross is a wise urban social alchemist whose work finds its acme in the production of pleasure.



[1] will be provided in a future study on the anthropology of cyberspace gay. For now, suffice it to say that the protocol provides standards of conduct - with minor variations - the sequence of questioning: 1) Hello, 2) How are you?, 3) From where?, 4) Looking?; 5) aop?; 6) years? ; 7) how are you? 8) Do you have photos? Moreover, whatever its terms, the answer to question 4 always mean "sex", even if someone writes such banalities as "(only) friends," a report. I ask too much? "" Well, get to know someone, "" Just talk "or, at best" a rose-shaped profiteroles velociraptor lame. " Instructions and suggestions of conduct to follow.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

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Massime - fertilità

They told me that in this period are very fertile.
Really? That must be why I have devoted so little of sex lately.
are now in tune with my body. He and I are a perfect team!


Aphorism:
A tennis match between Jeune Fille-tends to be a double. The one and his body, another and another body. In a report of complete estrangement .
Note: The Meditations of
Jeune Fille-pendant can sometimes with meditations and reflections jenesi.

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

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#9 - Manifesto della Crocerossina Urbana (I)

Principles


a. The nurse plays an urban care work at all levels. Industriously bother people, relationships, language, imagery. And if in the rural scenery of the war are cured patients in the scenarios of the urban frantic aspiration is to treat the impatient.


b. In opposition to the medical work that back to normal (and) fine, the nurse brings to an urban medical condition harmful to a pathological condition nice trans / changing. There are no benchmarks ma solo indici di gradimento.


c. La crocerossina urbana è una creatura interamente votata al bene per impossibilità ontologica di optare per un male che non esiste. Ella non adempie ad alcuna missione etica bensì esprime una funzione etica.


d. In barba a qualche secolo di filosofia critica, la crocerossina urbana non svolge alcuna funzione negativa. Della positività del negativo, francamente, ce ne infischiamo. Se qualcosa ha tutta l’aria di essere una corbelleria, la crocerossina urbana non starà lì a criticare e negare, bensì ne anticiperà, immaginandole, le conclusioni portando quel qualcosa alle sue estreme conseguenze contraddittorie e paradossali. Usually, at this point, it is to sbellicarsi laughter. The paradox is fruitful. To say it is always much more fun than the smooth boards cojoni always saying no. Laughter is good (if there is, in some way will have been produced, no?). The adverb of negation "no" is discriminated against in favor of the ironic phrase "Yes, indeed ..." [1] but recovered in the phrase "Yeah."


e. "Prevention is better than cure" is a damn slogan. The cure is a constant and continuous. Nothing comes before the treatment. Pre-come, therefore, not in the same universe of care. The universe of prevention is tinged with paranoia, then bored, bother. The rhymes in-tion, then, are terribly cacophonous and monotonous. Consider instead the possibility of rhyme between the verb "care" and the participle noun "Morituri." Let the fertile contradiction gives rise to something in you. The vegetables mature by the harsh fear the future. Care proxy pure Goduria. And so to the sound of omoteleusi and licenses ... notch cur / anus, we instead highlight the side effect of rhymes in-ur *: by dint of utter There will be delicious lips little heart!


f. Ask and you will be told. The town nurse is completely transparent. There are no hidden truths tucked inside or dark corners. The town nurse is indifferent to light so that we can not shed light on urban nurse.



[1] Note that the spelling checker for MS Word ® will attempt to correct "ironic" with "ionization". The term ionization controversy is in fact the sister of the expression of irony. It strikes me as a powerful beam of radiation that affect the target and disrupt the magnetism. Essential in public debates.

Monday, April 2, 2007

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#8 - Percipi Sum

In the best tradition liberationist, one always tries to deal with the perception that the world has of itself and develop joint actions, strategies and countermeasures to balance all the times that it is biased in its down .
But sometimes it is necessary to recognize, alas, that the world - the social world, the next world, that world of human beings that we create around us and that, somehow, as it reflects our dreams - he knows us better than we ourselves do not suspect, and defines us in terms that we hardly talk to if not through a playful, ironic, though without much conviction.
not cite as an example of my elementary experience, there tedierò giving reason to my classmates who then, with the foreknowledge and malice under 10 Panormita of manly boys called me "buttanella. I will focus instead on recent events, on sentences recent choice of origin and not, as the primary obligation.
In many places, in fact, and for too long, now stands before me, as a shield under a cloud of arrows English, an epithet by the fame ambiguous, good but a bad omen in itself, difficult to manage as a pet black cat about to cross the road trotting tenderly toward the mother milk and honey. Cutting short: you give me the "nurse", a smiling sun that comes loaded with ambition and galenic announces bandages wounds pain. To make matters worse, not appearing that look, I'm not disturbing you see in black stockings in the door seam where the sun does not beat as reflected by a white miniskirt, no! Red Cross are in the spirit, attitude, manners. In short, I touch the charges but do not touch the erogenous zones. I can not escape the comparison, "crocerrossina", is repeated: a long time, too many parts!
Now, if I wanted to justify or explain to argue that you can not cancel or deny the years in which childish, rather than suffer it idly as is usual, I was doing the care work industriously. In short, I would nurse for manners, not by nature or vocation. And with this, as they say, I missed c'avissi reach em'a Square [tr. com. reason and I'd eat it hot ]. The strategy of resistance is therefore docet queer theory, a healthy work of re-signification, a contronarrazione, a myth-graphy. On the other hand we are talking about poems and myths and create heroes and heroin and then here!

Disclaimer: The author disclaims any responsibility to the public, and reminds readers that create it, car_ mi_, you stat_ you. The Red Cross is a figment of your perceptions. Here it is. (Mica not believe you to be more representative of me without me does not reflect a bit 'too!)

coming soon ...

# 9 - Red Cross poster urban



Friday, March 30, 2007

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#7 - OhMioDio!!!

to transform the iPod into an object for archiving and dissemination of pornographic material, needless to say, c'avevano already thought.
the end of 2004 was in fact released iBod, a photo album which contains 25 shots in low resolution the sexiest Playboy models for your iPod photo. "Bod" is slang for "body." Obviously the world has put us less than three nanoseconds to realize that everyone could easily do the same with your favorite porn album.
Thus, early advertising images of this innocent neoreliquia of capitalism, it came to popular promotional messages based on sex, touted by any means.


As for mobile phones and more, soon flocked to a host of additional equipment, additional, extra, plug-ins, add-ons, etc ...
At a recent trade show in Las Vegas minds creators have outdone themselves in what, In my humble opinion, is one of the most extraordinary and contradictory summaries of the advanced ultra-capitalism that is in us. After feminism, this calls into question what Marxism - at least mine. It forces him to ask new questions on the economy of the disturbing pleasure of time Reproduction. The
LLC Suki OhMiBod has recently put on the market, which in English sounds literally OhMioCorpo but it is all too similar to Oh My God for the reference escapes [Okay, okay, a low percentage of Americans could not escape, it is true ... ]
OhMiBod iPod is an extra 2.8 cm in diameter, which become 3.7 if you put it in its carrying case ... Ergonomic - you buy a parte a "soli" 12 dollari.
OhMiBod si collega all'iPod e va a tempo di musica. Ma lasciamo la parola a chi l'ha avuto in mano qualche istante:


"E pensate a quali sarebbero state le loro reazioni se non fosse stato semplicemente tra le loro mani!"

Tune in and turn on...
Vibrates at the rhythm of you favorite playlist
A whole new way to plug'n play
Use the volume wheel to power up the vibes
Vibe variations are as wide and wild as your playlists
Create and share sexy playlists in our "Club Vibe"
acSEXsory The ultimate iPod (tm)

[Tune (ti) and picks up (you ).../ vibrates to the rhythm of your favorite playlist / A whole new way to enter & play / Use the volume knob to increase the vibrations / The vibrations are varied and wild as your playlist / Create and share playlists sexy in our "Club Vibe" / Asessorio The definitive iPod]

There and then I thought, " Genius! ".
Then I explained: "It is 14 cm long (insertable, specify on the site.) We also sell the garter to put the iPod and jogging and fitness. Just $ 29. So You can play sports, keep fit and enjoy together. "
Going forward:" I mean you ripped $ 117 to fuck you to the music by a fucking 14 x 11.5 cm? And they do also go to chic? Advertisers are demons of a higher order, there is nothing to be done. "
The point though is that you can ruin your day because you realize that they are colonizing the pleasure. We sell the dream of fuck with Madonna . To you, and in series, a few million more people.
I see no other alternative: do not just have style. "But this has nothing to do," you might say. And I would reply "nothing to do with factor. A little 'exercise and we do also enter the column. Just relax and find ways to use honey to wild mo 'oil. "This would mean that a technique of self!

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

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#6 - Epica e Genere

tonight, his mind ravaged by the scourges of the body that not even m' leave, including the skylark and the dawn I racking their brains with semantic considerations about the benefits of female epic. Reflection, very trivial, it focuses entirely on the characters who, at least until the advent of Bradamante, wear either the role of poor perfidious perpetrators or victims. If they just go well, make the Amazons - but touches undergo a mastectomy.
other hand, a host of heroes. More or less, and going on Where's My Car from Oedipus to Hamlet through Agamemnon and Dante, variously memorable. They do everything to them, you create the problem and solve it. The script is usually to un'infilata of nonsense that the hero is so determined to pursue the acumen of a pigeon show in San Marco ( id est: there is always a flock of morons ready to genuflect pe ' pasturallo).
The hero is replaced by another hero and not a few employees. Indeed, it is completely independent even when it appears under the thumb of events (or else he would not have to have the leading role). What is interesting hero is ultimately the function of identifying individuals for the public. This is why the heroes follow each other to vary the taste.

It seems appropriate to open a debate on female counterparts. Someone observed that the difference immediately jumps to the eyes for the use of the diminutive in the female, but think for a moment, all the benefits that the heroine from the hero.
First, there is only one of heroin. Of course, there will be a hero rather than a heroine Pisa Uzbekistan, but the substance is the same. If the heroes are in a diverse crowd that follows the same script, that heroin is a literal type set characterized in particular by the case of whiteness and purity. To clarify: if Agamemnon can not be applied to Gotham City, Metro hero or heroine late-nineteenth century can be exchanged one for the other beyond the contexts because it's the same stuff . The author, ol'autrice, can at most play a secondary role in the cut, bringing a look and dampen another reason for quotas or dosandoli accordance with its vein.
If there is one, it is irreplaceable. Moreover, being irreplaceable, creates a form of addiction: heroin taken, any replacement started writing poem o a prove avviate, è in realtà l’assunzione di un surrogato che, inevitabilmente, porta a esiti non confrontabili.
Da ciò possiamo far emergere le cause di un interesse specifico per l’eroina, differenziandole da quelle dell’interesse per gli eroi. La sua costanza trans-storica risulta in una funzione rilassante e, in certi soggetti particolarmente ansiosi in presenza del mutamento, di appagamento. Strettamente legata com’è all’ideale di purezza, l’eroina può scatenare reazioni euforiche nei soggetti predisposti: il cuore si allarga e si riempie di gioia. Nei casi più felici, potremmo dire che, davanti alla sua luce angelica, esso s’arresta.